She just used a chaser for red wine.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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