Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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