I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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