We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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