could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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