ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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