i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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