Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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