I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
i think im in europe. pls send help
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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