That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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