OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Randomize