After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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