remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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