You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Randomize
