Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
My vagina is officially offended.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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