before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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