Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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