so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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