In the future we'll all be gay
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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