ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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