dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I just blew my weed a kiss
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
You don't make any sense
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