either way he was missing a nipple.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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