if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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