how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I have feelings that need drinking.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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