"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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