The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
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