i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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