trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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