Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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