youre lurking in front of me
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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