oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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