Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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