i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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