this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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