This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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