Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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