Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Help. Why am I so naked?
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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