i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
