We're facebook friends in real life
i may or may not be watching the land before time
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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