He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
We had sex on a dog bed..
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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