The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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