Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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