I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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