yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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