i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Your dad touched me again.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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