you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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