He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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