Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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