your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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