Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Randomize
