Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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