Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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