yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
third nipple confirmed
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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