No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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