Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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